900,080,500,000 USD

happened to see sunrise today, along with that observed few men in khaki shorts and vests lead by someone in similar attire but more command, it was a cantonment area and the defense folks were doing their job..

i long cherished thought came back.."what a waste?"the price we pay for fear..these are men all able, intelligent, healthy capable of doing even the most rigorous of tasks, contributing to mankind and what job are they doing..protecting a nation.

i respect the defense forces and owe them my safely but what ails me is their need, just googled out the defense expenditure of various countries , then found whats their GDP to my expected dismay it was a sizable percentage, add to it what the GDP might have been had all these men been doing other jobs..

and whats their raison d'être , a fear of other men and this freaking expenditure is self breeding, your neighbor develops a missile and you spend on a far reaching one, then he gives a rejoinder and this goes on..

if only every man respected the sovereignty of others..we wouldn't need the men to ear khakis in anticipation..

Screw you censorship..

the indian censor board is again up with gimmicks, this time fashion TV..now what the #$%^ (pardon my french)is wrong with them.

if someone makes an effort to stay awake till midnight to treat his hormones, why do these morons have to interfere."Worlds Sexiest Advertisements" was a fun program u treated it the same.

Now maharashtra Govt. claims CBSE sex education books are too graphic, I haven't read them but cannot see what harm can they do, show me one kid of 16 who does not have access to raunchy books.

there is a law that says
in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain


my dear censoship , you are just doing that to sex.

food for thought

Somewhere down south in Oz a billion dollar mine development project has been brought to a temporary halt because of these 4mm blind spiders.



These troglobites dwell in the caves where the mine was to be developed can only survive in total darkness and would become extinct if the iron mines were developed.

These poor species were lucky, they did not fight for existence, the were mined, found and left to survive but not all species are as lucky, man for one isn't.

cricket ke side effects..

two lovers..fan india and team india who've been like seeing each other for time immemorial have a long due duel..

fan india- tum jeete kton nahi..
team india- aree..monday hee to jeeta tha..wo bhi with biggest ever margin
fan india- ya, with the strongest ever team..
(after a pause)
fan india - main yeh bhi dekh rahi hoon ki pichle 26 saalon se tumne world cup bhi nahi jeeta..
team india- tumhe aur koi kaam nahi hai kya..yeh dekhte rehte ho ki main kaise khelta hoon..well pichle das saalon se tumhe pepsi pilane se le kar biscuit khile ke kaam karta hoon..
fan india-enough is enough..i wanna break up now..

and they'll live happily ever after..

was trying hard(ly) to recall which was the first cricket match i watched...then wished it were the last match..i can enumerate the instances i have been ecstatic..

1. hero cup
2.banglore quarter final against pakistan
3 sachin's desert storm at sharjah..
the asia cup final we won in dhaka..

na..i did not watch the nat west nor the b & h world series in australia... but that ends it..
well lemme try and not to follow cricket..cos india plays..

nishabd..- nirjeev and neeras

wanted to do it for a while..how could one remain silent about such piece of crap thats struck worse than than bowel movements of someone suffering from constipation..was inclined to write only this but then that would be knee jerk..

now i feel..its possible and rgv could have done no more than this...he had taken the subject and to the target audience he could have at the max given a dead amitabh..but then the movie could have been faster..

as for the cast..jiah was no good..her presence was an antithesis to the laws of attraction..neither looks nor the persona seemed incentive enough..and poor shradha ray..she was given the pair of glasses in an attempt to make her look uglier than jiah...but why..she wasn't suffering from electra complex..

the kiss was forced upon in the movie..if rgv wanted to portray that there could be an attraction sans sex between amitabh and jiah he should have avoided the saddle of kiss(k silent)to ride ahead in the story..

good omens

its was only a difference of seconds, from the distance i could sense the eluding light of green, the timer was pacing to naught.i must haste, may be to the gauche side of the road that would give me the extra second to avoid the minute long wait, let me cross this signal then i'll think of green.thanks to the truck which was already breaking signals i crossed it along.

no, it wasn't the minute that i was wearied of, it was the the whole day that as per the omen in my mind would have become dull had i had to wait at the signal, then there were the five pairs of feminine jeans that i had to spot, the sudoku that i had to crack for india to win the match, the breakfast i had to skip to clear the interview, the elevator that should have already been at the basement when i reached there.

it was some movie..amitabh wont open his eyes in the morning till aishwarya his daughter wakes him up (now aby baby will wake to her snores-thanks videocon), then srikkanth would stare at the sun after a blazing fifty(he also remained seated in the cold while kapil was turning the heat on zimbabwe(screw you BBC)),

she should have been online..i would have slept peacefully..would have never written this.